Super teen extrodinare!
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear!
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Rescues Washington DC!
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something's better on tv
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
His brain is overloading, it has a chocolate coating.
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud!
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Dexter Douglass, nerd computer ace.
When surfing on the Internet and was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Freakazoid, the strongest super freak
He drives the villains crazy, cause he's a lunatic!
His home base is the Freakalair!
Freakazoid! Freakaci!
Floyd, the Barber, cuts his hair!
Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!
Rides around in the Freakmobile!
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
Hope to make a movie deal!
Freakame! Freakayou!
He's here to save the nation, so stay tuned to this station.
If not, we'd be unemployed!
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Freakazoid!!!!!!